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Have you tried Minecraft though?
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I hope Nikita is proud of me
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This release provides you 16x time the details according to Todd Howard
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Bears are based but cringe, Usecs are cringe but based
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69.6969% of the update time were wasted for this specific line you're reading
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Still not enough tooltips, added slight chance to get stuck in a toaster
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Kept ya waiting, huh?
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You're finally awake, you were trying to play like a chad right?
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Chomp goes Caw Caw
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Goose goes Honk Honk
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GhostFenixx goes 'Not again'
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No more KMC ;-;
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Hello how's your day? :]
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I hope you have enough RAM to play this
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Wipe at Thursday
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Tagilla locked me up in the basement to write mods for Tarkov, send help
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If you're reading this you're capable of reading!
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Who wrote this stuff anyway?
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Hot single SCAVs in you area!
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These lines are such a waste of space
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I know you are reading this
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Do you like hurting other people?
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Don't play Gaijin games such a cash grab, good source of classified data tho
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YOU! YES YOU! YOU ARE AWESOME. NOW LIVE WITH THAT!
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Did you wash your dishes?
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I actually played tarkov finally
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rat attac
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Don't worry, I won't judge your preferences, you're my favorite casual <3
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Me (Head-Eyes) You
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HE DID THE WIGGLE!
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Are you sure you enabled sections?
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Did you know? If you kill guys with guns there will be no one to kill you!
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I swear if I forgot to remove a logger somewhere, i'll choke someone
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Go on, tell me you're trying to run EFT with 16GB of ram
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Are you seriously playing SPT by yourself?
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No, Putting 16x Scope onto TOZ is not a great idea
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Still can't play streets right? I feel ya
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Go on, take SVD into factory, see if I care
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RFB AND VPO FOR THE WIN!
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Makes your experience better since 2021!
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Dear diary today I died with LEDX not in the secure container
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ALL SCREWS, NO NUTS, WHY?
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One does not simply launch flare properly
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Noooo! don't go that corridor, there is a mine in the room!
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No more Autumn in Tarkov
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The Holy Fox is gone
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Don't play MMO's, those are unhealthy
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I really hope you do not restart the server to read those
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Stay Hydrated
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Still filled with bugs, don't worry
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Pls leave a like and subscribe don't forget to click a bell button
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Name of your PMC is disgusting, please revaluate your life choices
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Why do you want to carry 2000 rounds in one slot?
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Really? 20x2 cell sized pockets?
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Extremis malis extrema remedia effugere non potes
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You're a PMC Harry!
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Join the Dark side, we have Igolniks
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Each new line added in message of the day is increasing the load on your CPU, let that sink in
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Totally against Nikita(tm) vision(tm).
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3 HEAVY BLEEDS IN ONE SHOT, THANKS SCAV!
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Nice work bitch!
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You can never go wrong loading .366 into 7.62x39 chamber
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There was a blue sky and bright yellow field but now it is always dark and gray
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This mod probably works...Mostly? Hopefully?
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I have 59 bazillion mods why X field doesn't work?
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What?
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Seriously stop reading this, play the game already >:C
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Someday I'll paste whole Bee movie script here
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Swedish siesta is fun ngl
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Cats are still superior than dogs, CWX.
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Someday the war will be over but the world won't be the same...
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Do yourself a favor, stop shitposting
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Show must go on!
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>Are You Happy? >No. >Why? >I play Escape from Tarkov
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Deagle or Rsh12? That's the question.
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You know if you won't report issues to GhostFenixx they won't be fixed.
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Your AD could be here
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А Я і досі у пошуках щастя
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Вышел блин за хлебушком
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Angel save us!
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You, Me, Factory, Full of nades
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Damn bruv your profile name is cringe
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You're pretty good
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ПРОДАМ ГАРАЖ
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Fuck you, multitool
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Just one more run to labs it will be fine i promise
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ERROR: THE USER IS TOO HANDSOME TO PLAY THIS GAME!
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Going for the resort for a red card is like a definition of insanity
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I hope this app won't end in torrents
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Сподіваюсь з тобою все гаразд
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[Insert Fun stuff for ADHD kiddos]
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Want some game recommendation? Well I've got none otherwise I wouldn't play EFT
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Want some music recommendation? Check Solence.
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Want some music recommendation? Check Architects.
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Want some music recommendation? Check Bad Omens.
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Want some music recommendation? Check Geneburn... Nah i'm joking - Check Motionless in White.
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Want some music recommendation? Check Imminence.
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Want some music recommendation? Check Cantervice.
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You better not forget to take splint with you this time
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More music? Fine: Saint Asonia, Alesti, Memphis May Fire.
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No. these messages are not made by ChatGPT
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Want some DnB? Celldweller, Raizer, Blue Stahli
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I hate winter
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I really ran out of stuff to type here
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Denuvo sucks, big corpos never learn
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I'll miss Ubisoft
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Yes i hate Jaeger quests sometimes as well
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Haha your SSD goes BRRRRR
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You just lost The Game
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Not a fan or orange color really, neither of alternate current
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XcQ IYKYK
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You cannot Escape From [-REDACTED BY LICENSE VIOLATION-]
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Tell Jinn to stop being weird
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Dork c:
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Still sane, Exile?
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All i wanna say is that they don't really care about us.
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So where they taking the hobbits?
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Only Cultists deal in Silencers.
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Remember, don't be greedy.
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RESSSURECTION! BY...Wait, i don't think that's appropriate.
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Remember kids, there is no Tooth Fairy, no Santa, and most importantly - no Fika Support in SPT Hub
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Yes, SVM works with Fika, silly you're asking that.
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There is AK50 but no AR .22LR, why live?
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POW-POW, FIGHT THE POWAH
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Blicky
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MAMA, I JUST KILLED A SCAV
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